Boomerang Wishes

There is something in all of our lives that I'm pretty sure everyone hates but not enough people talk about:  Cutting Fingernails and Toenails.

It might be the worst ever.  I'm not sure.  I haven't done the research yet but I think I'll be able to empirically prove that cutting your nails is last place in the "Race of Fun Things to Do."  If I can't though, I have another plan:

Create a fingernail/toenail clippers that forms your nails into tiny boomerangs.

This, of course, will be much more feasible.

There's a need for this invention.  Everyone knows that the second worst thing about cutting your nails (behind your fingers feeling like they were drug through chalky concrete) is that the remains of the nails fly off and hide in the carpet or blend in with the bathroom floor.  Hence- the need for my invention.  In a world with the "Boomerang Nail Clippers," no fingernail nor toenail would ever hide from you again.  The clippings would be catapulted in the air, fly towards the door and back, and gently fall into the trashcan.  Every.  Single.  Time.

Problem solved.  And I'm a Three-Hundred-Thousand-aire... Let's be realistic.  Not every one will want one of these things.